Sketches of Raj

A man from the West, decided to write a book about holy places around the World. He started by flying to various holy places. Going to a very large place in USA, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the wall and was intrigued with a sign which read "1000 $ a minute." Seeking out the religious Guru he asked about the phone.

TheGuru answered that this golden phone was, in-fact, a direct line to Heaven and if he paid the price he could talk directly to God. The man th anked the guru and continued on his way. As he continued to visit the holy places in Egypt, Israel, Iran, USA, Europe, Nepal, Japan, Australia and all around the world, he found more phones, with the same sign and price, and got the same answer from each Guru.
    Finally, he arrived in India. Upon entering a temple, behold, He saw the usual golden Telephone. But TH!IS time, the sign read "Calls:

1.26 Rupees/Minute."  Fascinated, he asked the Guru. "Guru Ji, I have been in Places all across the World, and in each Place I have found this golden telephone and have been told it was a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk  to God, but, in the other temples the cost was 1000 $ a minute.
Your sign reads 1.26 Rupees/Minute. Why? "

The Guru, smiling, replied, "Son, you're in India now. This is God's Own country... and it's a local call."

Nice Form i got as a email forward...

i am not sure i am going to settle in Bihar!  Are you!?

Berry Phunny!


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Hi

This is really nice....
Try and see...


Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 50 years of age can't do it! This is really difficult, not so easy so be careful .
 
1.     This is this cat
2.     This is is cat
3.     This is how cat
4.     This is to cat
5.     This is keep cat
6.     This is an cat
7.     This is old cat
8.     This is fool cat
9.     This is busy cat
10.    This is for cat
11.    This is forty cat
12.    This is seconds cat
   
Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down, and I bet you can't resist passing it on.